for a limited time only!… ADOPT A GNOME!…

want a gnome to love?… not sure if you’ve got what it takes to care for one long term?… this is EXACTLY what you need, available to loan for FREE* (terms and conditions apply) for the time you want!

NO qualifications needed, all you need to do is apply… email nomes90@googlemail.com and the dates you want to look after a gnome, and ill see if i can fit you in

*T&C… you must show love, you must have a house, propper coffee, and feed if appropriate.

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